【the ❝TEST DRIVE❞ meme】 a roleplay meme to figure out who to app to eachdraidh (maybe).
♛ [so..how about for MARY, she's in the internet cafe at the station and she is currently mesmerized by the coffeemachines. Don't think the presence of forks hasn't escaped her notice either, or the strange sight and smell of nearby french fries. What a crazy exotic modern place. Now she's just going to press a button and let out a small gasp as some coffee starts pouring out into the bottom drain thing of the coffee machines.]
♛ [as for TOBY he is at the welcome feast, looking for a drink, preferably a JD. Because he's rude and isn't really paying attention to where he's going, he bumps right into your character]
[Constantine nods sympathetically to the first bit. Vodka would be nice.] Oh, not always, but it's good enough to rat'em out usually. Works on just about anything a bit evil and unholy. [He grabs a wine bottle from a passing servant and raises it.] Feeling a bit tired so I wasn't giving it my all.
[He mutters a 'cheers' and downs some of his wine.]
Turns out that don't really work that well. Tried it a few times. Now, that stuff about 'I'm speaking to the entity within' and all that? That's good, works most of the time to get their attention if they're possessed.
Maybe they're just looking for a little courtesy or recognition then. Must be a pain, having to hear people shouting all about Christ instead of just properly calling them out. Sort of like when you have an older brother and then at school everyone is all 'look it's so and so's brother, wonder if he's gonna do this like so and so.' Or like being Welsh.
There's that bloody 'courtesy' again. [It's obvious he's gotten a lecture on that a few times.] But right, right, I'll try to fancy in a please next time I'm battling the forces of darkness.
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I'd like to see that though. Sounds like something out of a film. Do you ever tell them that the power of Christ compels them?
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Turns out that don't really work that well. Tried it a few times. Now, that stuff about 'I'm speaking to the entity within' and all that? That's good, works most of the time to get their attention if they're possessed.
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Are they very terrifying, vampires and all that?