【the ❝TEST DRIVE❞ meme】 a roleplay meme to figure out who to app to eachdraidh (maybe).
♛ [so..how about for MARY, she's in the internet cafe at the station and she is currently mesmerized by the coffeemachines. Don't think the presence of forks hasn't escaped her notice either, or the strange sight and smell of nearby french fries. What a crazy exotic modern place. Now she's just going to press a button and let out a small gasp as some coffee starts pouring out into the bottom drain thing of the coffee machines.]
♛ [as for TOBY he is at the welcome feast, looking for a drink, preferably a JD. Because he's rude and isn't really paying attention to where he's going, he bumps right into your character]
[srsly? Dorian is getting such a look] As...talented as he might be, I can't see him being my first choice for socializing. Still, he can't be all that bad. He does possess some kind of magic in his artistry. And without him, I might never have even known you. [he looks around them, then gives Dorian his most winning smile] Where's a drink when you need one? Can't properly toast poor old Basil without one, can we?
[It was so much easier to ditch 1980s edition Dorian. Stupid 1880s copy. Toby sighs, rolling his eyes before giving the most insincere smile ever to Dorian] Thanks for that, Dorian. You're very --
[and you know what? He just...can't. He can't even. He is not even sure how to finish that sentence or this conversation. If only Dorian was the sort to fetch a drink. Then it wouldn't be so awkward to bail on him. So Toby will just take a page from the Jeff Winger book, and turn and walk away mid-sentence.]
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amusings2014-12-14 01:57 am
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Because he's from 1881 and he has never fetched anyone a drink in his life, thanks.]
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[and you know what? He just...can't. He can't even. He is not even sure how to finish that sentence or this conversation. If only Dorian was the sort to fetch a drink. Then it wouldn't be so awkward to bail on him. So Toby will just take a page from the Jeff Winger book, and turn and walk away mid-sentence.]
[Later, non-corrupted Dorian]
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Dorian's too aghast to follow him because
WHAT
THE HELL
JEFF WINGER??????]