Call Me Out Meme

[tarepandas]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.




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♛ refer to the list above for active muses or muses I'm looking to voice test or revisit. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

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[oathwalk]

[There are exactly no other kingdoms on Ephinea, so Tamaki must be insane. That, or Sei's powers have done something strange and weird again. Sigh, Sei.]

How many of them should we be expecting? I did not know we were to entertain guests.

[courting]

Six besides myself. [even if Tamaki is a professional he is still starting to feel a bit more uncertain. Dude has his bodyguards cosplaying with him, which is fine, but people don't usually bring their bodyguards with them to the host club. Plus Tamaki recognizes most people who attend Ouran, but he's having a hard time placing this person] Which -- I should find them now. I'll just give them a call. [he offers a deep bow before pulling his phone out of a pocket so he can see what's taking the others so long]

[oathwalk]

Of course. [Richard watches with curiosity—it probably isn't something that could kill him, so that's good—because, you know. He has never seen a cell phone before?]

[courting]

[he frowns at the phone and then holds it up as he walks around in a circle] Reception's never this bad. I wonder if the decorations are interfering. [and he continues walking around in circles with his phone in the air, looking like a crazy person.]

[oathwalk]

[He does look crazy] Perhaps it would help if you released the mechanical bird?

[Ephinea technology]

[courting]

[that makes him stop mid-pacing, because what-the-crazy?] ...mechanical bird?

[oathwalk]

The Amarcians use a mechanical homing pigeon to transmit messages.

[courting]

Is that something from a video game or anime? [Where is Renge when you need her? Where is anyone when you need them? Not that he's worried, even crazy people love him, but it's still a little weird that no one is around and he can't get reception]

[oathwalk]

[Terms entirely unfamiliar to Richard. He frowns, thinking this is the time to intervene.]

Suoh, I'm not certain how to say this . . . but I think you may have been brought here from another universe.






[This is going so well.]

[courting]

[his natural reaction has him sounding like the natural type, as his face looks even more confused] ...eh?

[oathwalk]

I understand if it is difficult to believe, but it has happened to us before. If you'll come with me outside?

[courting]

I - [and you know what, what's there really to worry about? It's an overenthusiastic cosplayer, and if they go outside chances are the rest of the club or other Ouran students will be there. With that, Tamaki lets go of most of his doubts] Of course. Please, lead the way.

[oathwalk]

[Of course, when Richard does guide Tamaki outside of the palace, it's the city of Barona. The real question is whether or not Tamaki thinks money could arrange all of this. Stupid rich bastards.] Is any of this familiar to you?

[courting]

[Of course money could arrange all this. Money can make anything happen] When I see Renge-kun I'll have to ask if she helped to arrange all this. [the elaborate nature of this could only come from the mind of an otaku.]

[oathwalk]

Arrange all of this?

[courting]

This theme, of course. I would think I was actually transported to another world to look around. [money is powerful]

[oathwalk]

[Oh, dear.] Suoh . . . Please believe me when I insist that it is real. This has occurred to us before. We may be able to send you back.

[courting]

Your commitment to staying in-character puts me to shame. Forgive me for lapsing, the magnificence of this display made me forget myself. [because Ouran logic says this is a totally plausible thing and this guy is just really devoted to LARP]

[oathwalk]

[Richard has no idea what to do to help. He pauses, holds back a sigh, and then says,] What accommodations would you like for this scenario?

[courting]

Any place where I can spend more time in your company are the best accommodations for me.

[oathwalk]

That's kind of you to say. [He turns to the guards.] Please speak to the maids to have them prepare rooms in the north wing.